ソーセージを万引き、トイレで自慰行為に使った女を逮捕

2015/12/03

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米ルイジアナ州のウォルマートでソーセージを盗んだとして33歳の女が逮捕されました。女は盗んだソーセージをトイレに持ち込み、自身の性器に差し込むなどの性的な行為に使用したとされています。

警備員によれば激しく荒い息遣いがトイレの中から聞こえてきたそうで、踏み込んだ彼らはソーセージを手にした女の姿を目撃したとのこと。

「ドアをノックしたが応答が無かった。」

「ドアを開けたときの様子は夢に出てくるかもしれない。」

また女は警備員に見つかった後も出し入れを停止しなかったとされています。

警備員「女は私を見つめたまま行為を続けていました。」

女は万引きと公然わいせつの容疑で逮捕されました。

参照元 : POP DUST


Woman Allegedly Arrested For Masturbating With A Sausage In Walmart

Posted on 10/23/2015 at 6:50 PM

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It’s yet another of those bizarre news stories you really WANT to be true, but just don’t think it’s possible.

Then again, it happened at Walmart…. so you never know.

According to Now8News, a Louisiana woman was arrested Monday after being discovered by a security guard, masturbating in the bathroom with a Jimmy Dean sausage.

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Now, perhaps Shaniqua Johnson had simply run out of ideas—maybe Tinder wasn’t working out so well for her. It’s possible that OKCupid turned out to be OKStupid, and, as I discovered to my own detriment, Craigslist Casual Encounters..well that’s just dangerous…

So perhaps, the resourceful 33-year-old took herself to a place that would never let her down: The sausage aisle at a Louisiana Walmart.

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We all know that the People of Walmart are a breed entirely to themselves—and Louisiana isn’t known for its refined and restrained citizens…. BUT, is it actually true?

The story goes:
Security cameras filmed Shaniqua carefully selecting a few acceptable mates, placing them gingerly up her shirt where they likely lay comfortably in her heaving bosom until they got a bathroom, where they remained for at least 30 minutes. It’s not really all that different than how it might go down at a bar. A Walmart worker radioed security about a possible shoplifting 33-year-old shoving sausages up her shirt.

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The male security guard says he knocked on the bathroom door several times but there was no response. He then announced he was coming in. He forced the door open and found himself face to face with a closed stall. He tapped it gently, discovering it was unlocked and came face-to-face with a scene that he said will “haunt his dreams forever.”

Johnson was masturbating with a package of Jimmy Dean sausage!! And when she saw him, “She didn’t even stop. She just stared at me and kept going.”

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Female officers then entered the restroom with Johnson still “putting in work with the sausage.” It took 7 police officers to restrain Johnson and wrench the sausage away from her.

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She was arrested and taken into custody where she was charged with shoplifting, indecent exposure, and resisting arrest.

Walmart management allegedly released a statement, saying that in no way do they tolerate this type of behavior. They have a strict policy against shoplifters and a sign on the bathroom door that clearly reads, “No merchandise allowed beyond this point.”

Yuk! New Jersey Man Used A Summons To Wipe His Butt Ha! Great story, but is a single word of it true?

Sadly, no…..it’s just all one big bloody hoax.

Those fine folks at Snopes break it down:
A day after the Now8News article was published, the disreputable Prntly web site regurgitated the story using the same premise and photograph but changing several details, stating that the incident occurred in New York not Louisiana, that the phallic food was a Johnsonville Brand Sausage and not a Jimmy Dean sausage, and that the store involved was a Price Chopper and not a WalMart. Why the discrepancy? It might have something to do with the fact that both stories were completely made up.

Now8News is a fake news site camouflaged as a local television news outlet and publishes nothing but fictitious clickbait articles. Now8News has previously posted made-up stories about a woman being arrested for “trying on” tampons, an obese woman starving her children, and a man being arrested for having sex with a pig.

Sigh!

Well, as we always say, NEVER let the truth get in the way of a good story….

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参照元 : POP DUST